On
The Edge of Common Sense
Every Cowman's Nightmare
© Baxter
Black, DVM
published in The Draft Horse Journal, Winter 2004 - 2005 It
was every cowman’s nightmare.
Owen’s ranch in Globe was a long way from the Prescott
sale barn. It also involved passing through the “Gates
of Hell,” as he referred to the booming, seething expanse
of asphalt and dragon’s breath others called Phoenix.
Girding his loins, he loaded one old bull and ten cull cows
in his 20-foot gooseneck trailer and came down the mountain.
Even at five p.m. on that hot summer evening it was well
above 100 F.
Of course, he planned on reaching Phoenix so he could be
a part of the after-work traffic. Even with five lanes on
his side of the freeway, it was like suddenly finding yourself
in a windstorm wearing a sail. Owen gripped the steering
wheel as he squinted into the blinding sun. Cars roared around
him, big trucks rocked his longbed 4x4 as they whizzed by.
The noise was overwhelming.
WHAM! THUMP! The steering wheel jerked in his hand! Cars
honked and swerved away to his left! His good dog was pounding
the back window and pointing! His first thought was that
someone had hit him from behind. Then he looked in his side
view mirrors. Black smoke, bull manure, pieces of rubber
and a rooster tail of sparks flew out from under the right
side of his trailer! The whole rig drug to a stop like someone
had thrown an anchor overboard. The dog was covering his
eyes.
Gouging his way to the shoulder, Owen stopped the crippled
conveyance. ‘A blow out,’ he was thinking, glad
he’d checked the spare before leaving the ranch. Imagine
his disappointment when he noticed there were two. Blowouts,
I mean, on the same side. And not enough room to get a jack
under and no hump to pull up on.
Dusk fell on the cowboy. The temperature on his side of
the freeway dropped to 98 F, as he sat pondering his dilemma.
Should he unhook? Leave the loaded trailer? Kick the dog?
Set the cattle free? Quit ranching? Blame his wife?
An hour into the pondering, when he was actually considering
such solutions as joining the National Guard or learning
the art of western pottery, help arrived. Owen and the good
Samaritan did some additional pondering. The good Samaritan
drove back to his house and returned with a large piece of
concrete. They placed it in front of the bare right front
rim and managed to pull the fully loaded trailer up on top
of it. It raised it high enough to allow one spare to be
affixed.
The Good Samaritan would accept no money. Owen gave him
a Cowbelle’s placemat that included his ranch brand,
and his effusive thanks. It was midnight when he finally
pulled back on the road. The temperature had dropped to 92. |